September 25, 2008
The 86 Rules of Boozing

stalk:

bmiller:

henryeatspeople:

Favorite:

56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.

21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are

i don’t know about that one…  OK i DO know & this one is FALSE.

My favorite: “33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.”

so true. and in regards to #21, my parents are lightweights. it’s been testing.

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    49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don’t plan to finish it, don’t accept it. I hate when somebody says, “I got the...
  3. onefootinthegrave reblogged this from commacommachameleon and added:
    82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.
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    75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious. -but they...
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    Rules I want to live by. Some of them I already do.
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    borntobemad: stalk: bmiller: henryeatspeople: new leitmotiv: #37. Try...new drink each...
  9. ryanluce reblogged this from malty and added:
    I’ll add one for the boys… i dont know if it’s on the list or not… #87: If shes drinking water, that means shes wasted!
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    7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. I’ve been called out on getting cigarettes...
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    testing. #25 it is only permissible to shout “woo-hoo!” if you are doing...shot with four...
  14. stalk reblogged this from bmiller and added:
    My favorite: “33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.” so true. and in regards to #21,...
  15. bmiller reblogged this from henryeatspeople and added:
    21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are i don’t know about that one… OK i DO know & this one is FALSE.
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    Personal favorite: 76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is...round of drinks for a...
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